I blog because I am trying to get some semblance of fame by trying to pass off neurotic rants as writing, and by making catty, sometimes insulting remarks because I am in reality a 300 lb. woman named Bertha who was born in nineteen-dickity-two with scabies, five teeth, and a peg leg, so insulting people makes me feel better about myself. Oh, and I live in a van down by the river.
Words are my weapons. Humor is my sanity. Music is my lifeblood. My daughter is my saving grace. I am very big on what I can do to help others. Ive been like that since I was a little girl. It is one of the things I am admired for most, and also my biggest liability.
Anais Nin has been my writing mentor ever since I was 16. Her journals have made their mark on every inch of me. I keep her in the back of my mind when I write in my journal and my erotica.
So, come along with me on this journey I call my life: